The First 10 Seconds
Comrade, it is a fact
That within the first -you hear me?- the first 10 seconds of meeting you, a damsel can tell whether or
not she can see herself:
(1.) dating you
(2.) sleeping with you, and/or
(3.) marrying you…
Usually she can judge these things by the quality and condition of the shoes you’re wearing.
I’m on my Soap Box:
I did a comedy show at a fashion expo last Saturday. After the festivities, I met a group of friendly damsels posted up on the wall outside the club. They puffed their cigarettes, and asked me if I could recommend any worthwhile clubs to go and dance. Cover charges are so ridiculous in California (even for women,) that you have to get it right the first time. I understood that. As I pointed out two or three spots that might be worth the $65 dollars apiece, I noticed one of the ladies in my peripheral, peering down at my shoes. The other started staring so hard, that it made me look down too, like I forgot which shoes I put on that day.
They weren’t listening to a word that was coming out of my mouth. My lips were moving aimlessly.
I can take them off if you want to try them on.
Damsel #1 laughed, and said
I would if they were my size…I’m just impressed. They’re nice. Shoes are everything, you know.
I said “thank you” and immediately walked away as the cigarette smoke started to bother me.
This proves my theory: A woman will judge you in the first 10 seconds according to the shoes you have on your feet.
Teeth run a very close second
and Breath gets honorable mention
But trust me, shoes are at the top of the list. They are just THAT important. If your Shoe G.A.M.E. is faulty, in most cases a damsel won’t even get close enough to participate in your oral hygience, or lack thereof.
SHOES GET YOUR FEET IN THE DOOR
I follow a little code when it comes to footwear:
It’s not how much you spend on the shoes
It’s how less you bend the shoes~
You should place quality and design in high priority, but condition is everything at the first glance.
COMPLETE THE PACKAGE
Comrade, I don’t care if you’re sporting a handsome 3~piece tailor made suit that was cut specifically for your body. If your shoes look like Forrest Gump’s when he ran cross country, you might as well be wearing overalls. You’ve just negated your whole outfit. Complete the package.
Shoes make the outfit
An outfit never makes the shoes!
This may seem superficial, but that’s just how a damsel sees it.
The mentality is, that if your physical state is polished from the bottom up
then you probably
your life together.
Good shoes intrigue women. They suddenly become interested in hearing what you have to say, if there’s more where that came from. Even if they can’t afford the time, they’ll find a little bit of time and/or open up the door to a future date when they can spare it.
Also, you have to remember, comrade. Women are looking for the same things in you that you seek in them. (See: “Man in the Mirror” at a later date).
It’s getting good, right? I know.
To be continued, or, pepetuated…