Tissue paper is like success — it’s mandatory.
Chapter 5: Pretty Girls Poop
A WOMAN’S TRUE COLORS—FIFTY SHADES OF BROWN
A pretty girl may never show her true colors, especially when she first starts courting someone. A woman’s bowels in my opinion, are the most resilient force on the planet. If a lady is seeing
someone who she deems special, she’ll hold her numero dos for over a year. The instant that a man leaves the house for any reason, the damsel will blitz the bathroom like a linebacker to a pass play.
(This chapter reminds men that regardless of the amount of beauty a damsel possesses, she is still a human being — so she need not be feared. This will enhance confidence — minimize rejection — and make the world a better venue.)
The Book of G.A.M.E. (Getting a Major Edge)